What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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