What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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