Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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