Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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why?

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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