So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Hearpin my durp

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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