What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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