- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What just hit my face? The floor

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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