What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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