What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Male penises.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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