"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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That's what she didn't say

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Women.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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i love huge wieners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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