Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

how now brown cow. WTF.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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