- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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