- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

why do you care?

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Please spell dyslexia.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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