What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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