- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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