- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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