Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

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