- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Whats an Anti Joke

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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