Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Farts smell bad!

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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the love boat

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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