knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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