A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Chrissy is funny.

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black guy graduating high school

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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meme

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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