Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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