Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Ted Haggard.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Punch line.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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