if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

im a dragon, no im not

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

your mother hates you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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