Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your Mom.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Anti Joke

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