Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Anti Joke

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