Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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