- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men, get on the boat.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Hi Jacob You cool

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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