Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

That's not what she said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

what do you watch ? a tv

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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