why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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:O + :P = 69

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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