Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Seth stock has a large penis

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Penis penis poop butt

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Stephen Walking.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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