- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Seth stock has a large penis

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Barack Obama

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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