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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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