- Anti Joke

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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