Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What is cold? Winter

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Knock, Knock Come in

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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