no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Wade

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

a man walks into a prostitute.

penis

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

If life throws you melons... ouch

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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