Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Womens rights

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Womens Rights.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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