Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

An asian without a future.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man made a sandwich.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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