What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Kelly Clarkson

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Fox News.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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