Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Barack Obama

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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