How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Fiats

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women's rights

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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