- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What is the best part about football The scoring

whats brown and smells like shit shit

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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