How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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pineapples

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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