What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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a potato flew around my room

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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