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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Mitt Romney.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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