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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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