What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What is the best part about football The scoring

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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