A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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