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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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