Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Women's sports.

verry nice how mUCH?

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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