- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Your mom.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

A Frenchman stays and fights

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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