What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Reed is poopin

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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