I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Zach Barlow

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Yo mamas so fat

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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