What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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