That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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