What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Cows go moo.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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