Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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