- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

If you are my friend like it!

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

poo is yummy

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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