What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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