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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

asian drivers.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

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