- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Reed is poopin

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

YOLO.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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