- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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