Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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IU football

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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