- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

fart+fart=poop

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

drake

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Weiner

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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