- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Knock Knock.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

prepares this to get negged

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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