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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

YOLO.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What looks like a dick? A penis

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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