- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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