What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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save water shower with friends

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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