You know what big feet mean? Big socks

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

my mom raped yerr foot

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

thumb_up thumb_down +26

3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Jews

thumb_up thumb_down +24

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops