Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Doorbell salesman.

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Like if you like big tits.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Smart Blondes

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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My butt!!!!

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what happens during a climax apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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