Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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24!

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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where are you?

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Cleveland winning something

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I'm banging your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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