- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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