- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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