- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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