Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

How did th-A fridge.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

my namew is jd

Comedy.

Seth stock has a large penis

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

this is a joke

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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