- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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