- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Ryan Chang is funny.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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