- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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