Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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I'm a like whore

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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